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Elder GAP Denim Jacket. Because there's such a draft, you'll
catch a cold yet. $16.00
Saggy Butt Trousers. Fits comfortably over Depends adult
diapers. $22.00
Elder GAP shoes. The leaves are falling...and so are your
arches. That's why our new Elder GAP shoes were designed by a board
certified podiatrist. $28.00
Elder GAP Stretch Socks. They'll stretch your pension dollars,
too. $2.50/pair.
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Bird Nest Hat. Made from 100% recycled broom straw. S/M/L. $16.00 Twill Pant . Pull 'em up to your rib cage. $26.00
Pre-Scented Shirt. Soothing smell of Ben-Gay radiates from elbows. $14.00 |
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Plaid Flannel Shirt. Retire in style with this snazzy shirt.
Social Security check special. $10.95
Elder GAP Pants. Specially tailored for broken hips. Look good,
feel good, wear them every day...doctor's orders! $24.95
Elder GAP Cane. The fashionable accessory for a stroll to the
drug store. $9.99
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Elder GAP Mug. Enjoy a nice glass of warm milk... or just soak your dentures overnight by the side of your bed. $5.99 |
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