IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE
Do not access Pen & Pixel while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. May be too intense for some viewers. Some assembly required. Avoid contact with skin. Do not induce vomiting. Sanitized for your protection. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not a contraceptive. Not a spermicide. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Coupon cannot be combined with any other offer. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Driver does not carry cash. Apply only to affected area. Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. For recreational use only. All models over 18 years of age. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. If condition persists, consult your physician. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Not responsible for lost or stolen items. Colors may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Prices subject to change without notice. Caution: contents under pressure. Edited for television. Post office will not deliver without postage. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Use only as directed. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock zone. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Discount applicable for children under 12 only when accompanied by adult with full price ticket. Void where prohibited. For best results squeeze from bottom. No purchase necessary. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. If rash or irritation develops, discontinue use. Do not lean over railing. Keep away from fire or flames. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Keep in a cool, dry place. Some portions pre-recorded. Offer good at participating locations only. Prices do not include shipping and handling. This supersedes all previous notices.